yesterday i got to spend a day with my best buddy. (look how prettttttyyyyy she is.)
aaanyway, one day last year at school, we were in business class and i typed her a letter and then emailed it to her (on our school email addresses). it was titled "leila is a bitch," so of course it was marked as spam and sent to the principle. he confronted me and asked if i was bullying one of our friend's leyla, to leila. and i had to explain the whole embarrassing story. so yesterday we came across the letter i wrote, and realised how hilariously akward it was that our school principle read it..
"LEILA IS A STUPID BITCH. SHE SMELLS REALLY BAD AND SHE LOOKS LIKE A WALRUS GIVING BIRTH TO A MONKEY.
AND
SHE LOVES TO EAT SMALL CHILDREN’S GAMES INSTEAD OF EATING HER BUSINESS ASSIGNMENT.
LEILA IS SO WEIRD.
SHE STINKS.
AND HAS UGLY LEMONS!!!!!!"
so...yes. good times.
HAHAHAHAHA that is the funniest thing i've read all week!! "walrus giving birth to a monkey"...how do you come up with such things?
ReplyDeleteoh and leila is a total babe with her bangs.
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miss jackson inspired our creativity of course!
ReplyDeletehahaa. but honestly. no idea, i think there's probably something wrong with me.